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Flower Demotivational Poster

GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his


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POINTLESS - No sense in wasting a perfectly good flower when I already know he doesn't love me.

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:05 pm
Right you are... and what a fantastic picture!
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:48 pm
Right...you have to take in consideration that sooner or later, the flower will fade...


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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 3:12 pm
You are what you eat...BTW Steve, ever heard of Robert Picton? He killed hookers and owned a pig farm near Vancouver BC...maybe he read YOUR story.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:31 pm
I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.
doggplant - August 13, 2012, 1:01 am
so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.
Sho - July 22, 2012, 11:24 am
Heheh. Nice
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:54 am
I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"
motifayk - July 21, 2012, 12:42 pm



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spacedog - September 26, 2012, 7:26 pm
*groan* ...you're old.


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Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 3:56 pm
The more you know haha
motinet - April 16, 2012, 10:35 am

"Stranded", was Homer Simpsons favorite TV series, lol


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spacedog - July 20, 2010, 7:26 pm
Thanks guys.
Haarakkon - July 20, 2010, 3:44 pm
Just right.
Sean - July 20, 2010, 2:37 pm
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:54 am
Bartimaeus - July 20, 2010, 3:31 am
Beautifully done, and rightfully so. For you. good sir, I give a 5L. Use it wisely, as it is not easily traded for drugs.
crankyhead - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
I can't find the words to express how good this one is.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 11:53 pm

MEMENTO MORI - Death is the sound of distant thunder At a summer picnic

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Rating: 4.78/5

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Reality Lord - September 6, 2012, 9:01 am

n1 5L
ElleWhyInIn - September 6, 2012, 4:06 am
An extremely disturbing photo. Is the wilting supposed to look like a skull? 5 creepy shivers dear.


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GaryO - June 26, 2012, 6:52 pm
O-O-O-Okay…sounds a peck intriguing. I’ll try to pick up on the vibes, but don’t make me yawn, my sensitivities become that of a slack jawed mouth breathing troglodyte when I commence yawning…serious glad yer glad to be back
Rick69 - June 26, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thank you... Very warm welcome back... Thanks... I have decided to change my outlook on MotiFake for the moment... Let's see how this goes... I will do something I gave up a long time ago... Something I used to do... The reason I am who I am here...
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 7:34 pm
Ho…..someone had a memorable camping trip….welcome back Mr Rick. 5L for the sake of herbs.


ENDLESS LOVE - "If I could plant a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever."

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lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 4:31 pm

LOL!!~~I should have give this one more thought. Maybe: Beautiful Flower But the vase is cracked.
lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 1:52 pm

Thank you, Ugh~~Someone(s) certainly disagree with you.
dy2012 - April 25, 2012, 1:01 pm
please be careful in handling the vase,there is a crack
ughomer - April 25, 2012, 12:12 pm
LG ~ deserves all 5L, IMHO,


I'M SUCK AT POEMS - Show me your tits

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opsCOASTIE - November 3, 2011, 9:48 pm
*I suck at poems, good poster though

GAYLO 3 - for that little girl inside you

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rerun - April 26, 2010, 10:30 am

I didn't make anybody look at this....I rejected it. Somebody thinks this is so wonderful they kept submitting it until it was approved.
culos - April 26, 2010, 3:59 am
Is Gaylo short for Gaylord? WTF Rerun, why do you make us look at this sh1te....?
rerun - April 25, 2010, 8:39 pm

Z, what are you talking about?
Zealot - April 25, 2010, 8:19 pm
rerun - April 25, 2010, 6:58 pm

this is a perfect example of what not to do. Rejected twice and approved on the 3rd attampt. Why approved? So it can stand on its own merits. Sometimes the moderators really are trying to help you. Please learn from this


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SRV190 - June 12, 2011, 1:24 am
LMFAO, That was the funniest thing I have read for a while,,, THX 5 LOL'S
SRV190 - June 12, 2011, 1:23 am
LMFAO, That was the funniest thing I have read for w while,,, THX 5 LOL'S


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Rating: 4.38/5

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CORNFLOWER BLUE - Means it's Tuesday

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yon - October 9, 2008, 12:09 am
now thats demotivational


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SAY IT WITH FLOWERS - When a redhead gives you flowers its just another way of saying.... I wanna see your bearskin!


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Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:41 am
Another true demotivator. 5/5.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 2:14 pm
Thanks, Marduke. Every now and then I seem to luck out. I am perplexed by the litterbox concept, though. Is it like a back yard?
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 1:50 pm
Haar, this one is a keeper. I have been demotivated and now I go back to work to be demoralized. Keep up the good work
Sean - May 13, 2009, 12:05 pm
No one can be accused of trying to imitate me as I'm trying to imitate despair.com -- most of the time, though sometimes I change up the format a little. As for this "toilet" thingy to which refer ... is it anything like a litterbox?
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:03 am
I concur. Sean's a cat person, though, and therefore a bit more fastidious in his approach. I, being a dog person, slobber everywhere and only on rare occasion manage to hit the toilet bowl while urinating.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 11:42 pm
Sean just strikes gold 90% of the time he swings his pick... or whatever Canadians use to mine for gold. The index finger?
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 11:40 pm
Not calling you a copycat by far. I'm merely drawing a parallel in quality. I enjoy the posters that I couldn't ever conceive myself. Alas, Guinness spurs my wit as much as it hinders.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 11:34 pm
Agd, I'm actually honored. They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as well, so I believe it's only a tribute to Sean if there occasionally seems to be any similarity.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 10:12 pm
Sparks ... what the orphanage cat caused ... but I won't say how.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:00 pm
Now that I read my comment, it barely sounds like a compliment. Haar, keep it up. You've sparks of greatness.... something Sean just takes for granted.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 9:59 pm
True. Channeling frustrations, Sean? Haar is certainly of a level to be considered a Sean-esque prodigy.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 8:58 pm
A true demot, and therefore doomed to subpar ratings due to it's oddity.


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Rating: 2.41/5

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Nenja - December 3, 2008, 8:06 am
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

VENUS FLY TRAP - Yeah... That's what it is...

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Rating: 1.6/5

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GG - September 8, 2008, 3:01 am
"...and that's the ballgame." This is a venus fly trap just like my tomato plant.
Ginny - March 4, 2008, 11:52 pm
Except that it is a poppy....




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Rating: 4.69/5

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cedre - December 21, 2010, 11:51 am
It works even better with the Lucy Van Pelt t-shirt!


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Rating: 4.58/5

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Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:32 pm
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Reality Lord - June 30, 2011, 7:49 am

in the words of a wise man..."ahhhhh.. ahhhhhhh.. Moti-Twist.... achoooo! *cough* Philosophy Wall *cough*
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 7:43 am
ahhhhh.. ahhhhhhh.. Moti-Twist.... achoooo! *cough* Philosophy Wall *cough*

FLOWER - I knew her B4 she went all "HOLLYWOOD" and sold out!

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agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:35 pm
Love it!!!!

MERCY - Because of your thoughtfulness, instead of shooting you dead, she'll just knee you in the marbles. Well played.

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Jmac0585 - July 2, 2009, 9:44 am
TY, The "professional" demonstrator knows how not to be the one that will invoke law changes in the future.
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:46 am
Agreed. 5L
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:51 pm
That's Jmac, dammit!
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:50 pm
This one is hilarious. Well Played, jmac. 5. And she can knee me in the marbles anytime. I just love a marble-kneeing woman in uniform.

CANCEL!!! - Wait, he did bring me a flower... maybe the taste of penis isn't so bad.

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Kung-Fu Devil - September 22, 2008, 12:50 pm
He looks like he's packing something special down there...

ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.


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lgvernon - June 8, 2012, 10:27 pm

who spends time with you instead of money on you, and then you have something real.
lgvernon - June 8, 2012, 10:26 pm

Tell her what I told mine: If you're looking for mperfection, you're going to spend a lot of time unhappy. If you plan on changing someone to suit you, you will fail. Find someone who laughs with you, not at you; cries for you, not because of you...
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:30 pm
Nice! I'll be sure to advise my daughter of that when she's old enough to date. It would be better if she were fierce enough that no one would be brave enough to dump her, but them's the breaks.
Derek - June 7, 2012, 3:53 am
Or one fewer petal.
lgvernon - June 6, 2012, 6:07 pm

spacedog - June 6, 2012, 6:00 pm
Nice one lgvernon.
Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 4:49 pm
Simple solution! Hilarious!
lgvernon - June 6, 2012, 10:27 am

Thanks, Greeny!~
Greeny - June 6, 2012, 7:07 am
outstanding - 5L

HEY LOOK A HYDREIGHNES - No wait, hydrehgnes, no herydsenes, hydrenes? Stupid spelling.

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Rating: 4.6/5

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EpicScribbles - June 12, 2011, 1:52 am
Yeah, and that phiclosspopcal? philisophical? phislsocpical?
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:20 am
Yeah or those bastard chrisantamem.. Chrysantimum.. The ones that sorta look like peonys

CYNIC - A man who, when he smells a flower, looks around for the coffin.

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:27 pm
Oh, man! Liquid, you are spot on! You're brilliant! Lol! 5

CONVERSATION - "And I told that bitch, y'all better get yo' hands off my flowers or I'll beat yo' ass!"

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Hawamleh - March 23, 2012, 8:58 am
Just like your poster said, your style is like a flower, few of the masses will find it alluring, you won't get good votes, but if you stick to your style you might get respect. You got 3Ls from me, cause this is boring frankly, way too windy.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:46 am
Remarkable! It almost makes sense. Sorta sounds like the opening paragraph to a serial killers manifesto. Nice layout, enchanting picture, 3L's
5150monkeylove - August 9, 2011, 11:57 pm
Ok, welcome to MF. If you need some help, feel free to ask some of the elders on the site. I for one was not wowed by the debut, but it is original and different. keep it up, Art has many forms. 3L
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:40 pm
And in addition to that it's just the beginning of my motifake career.
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:39 pm
*it's not for those WHO don't listen
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:39 pm
I know its a bit long. But it's not for those to lazy to read. It's not for those you don't listen. In fact, I just wanted to express myself honestly, giving a small piece of my soul back to Motifake after getting so much.
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:00 pm
nice... how many you think will have the patience to read all? 5L

TELL-ALL BOOKS - Every celebrity has a nightmare. Richard Gere, meet yours!

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MO - December 16, 2009, 12:22 pm
And keeping with the rodent theme, I'm partial to this one as well. Give it some more lovin' people!!!
DrEvo82 - August 13, 2009, 7:46 am
HA! That's a good one!
agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Is this your "kiss" poster?


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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:22 pm
No way, Skipper pounded Gilligan in episode 28 "My Little Buddy"
Fredric T - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am
Didn't you know Ginger and Mary Ann were getting it on in their hut
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 1:26 pm
Putin did Mrs. Howell!? That Russian rat-bastard I'll chop his OOOOOOWWWWW! My karate pinkie!!!

TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan...

HOLD IT TO YOUR NOSE - Smells Like A Rose

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Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 10:07 pm
Roses smell like that? I don't know, something seems fishy here...

GALANTUS NIVALIS - as seen by fallen mountaineers

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conserve -

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2013, 10:47 pm
Just don't get too focused on trying to fertilizing one. Flowers turn into fly traps very quickly.


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mariand - September 10, 2012, 1:11 am
lol... I knew it needs something that I don't have, but I didn't know what...

Arguments -

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Late Bloomer -

ah, romance -

Spring Is Almost Here! -

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Oldsod - February 13, 2014, 8:47 pm
As a white trash biscuit, suh, I got a nice giggle out of this I say this 'un.

Flowers and Love -

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Mother Nature -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:35 am
That, and not keeping any pictures of mother nearby. Mine or hers. :-/
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:51 pm
Crotchety, one word...vegagra. Vegetations' version of mans best friend, the little blue pill.

MUCH TOO OFTEN - Before the flowers of friendship fades friendship fades

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TheOne - February 11, 2011, 9:39 pm
For some reason demotivational makes me feel better than rather worse. I guess i have a strong heart.


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Bride in white -

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fgd051943 - October 11, 2013, 12:53 pm
No, I wouldn't do that! It would be pretty expensive and a kiss would bruise your lips. A hug would be cold and not at all rewarding. Just tell her she is so beautiful in traditional white. Besides, the contrast will make her easier to find.
EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2013, 1:21 am
Damn! Now I've got to get her to wear stainless steel!

Listen -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:55 pm
I'm ju5t glad that I'm not the only one noticing this root's hog. Easy too much Miracle Grow, lol!
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:30 pm
If that's George Takei, it makes sense.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 8:06 pm
Creepy, yes, but Herb looks obviously happy to finally be topside, and busting at the seams for some action.
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
That's creeeeepy!


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Wet & Cold -

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CHURCH MICE - Ya gotta' love the hats.

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RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 2:07 am


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Greeny - July 11, 2012, 6:58 pm
It's from Hitchcocks 1943 film "Shadow of a Doubt"
EmilioDumphque - July 11, 2012, 5:00 pm
Who's funeral is pictured? It's clearly someone important or famous.
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:11 am
LOL, Cavey…..check…….and mate. Nice poster, Greeny, as always.
caveman - July 10, 2012, 10:54 pm
MAKE A POSTER OF YOUR OWN see how easy that was? Oh wait you haven't
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:50 pm
SHORT CAPTIONS see how easy that was? try it sometime.


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MOTISEEDLINGS - Ripe and ready to be roasted and eaten by all

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ICEMAN - April 18, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the sentiment. It makes me all warm & fuzzy inside. 5L
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:50 pm
thank you sir
Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 10:40 pm

well done dude...very! 5L roasted alive
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:22 pm
Thanks. I have been getting, forgive the pun, heaps of advice along the way. And I am seeing it in the votes.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:16 pm
After checking out your posters all I will say is your best rated are best for a reason. Simple and straight forward seems to be the best way to go as a new member. That's just my opinion for what it's worth.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:11 pm
You caught me on the right day, otherwise that would have been a very poor suggestion that you just made! You happen to be the first noob I have encountered under my latest of "new leaves". I may offer advice, but the threat of death is off the table.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:07 pm
nice! Anyways, feel free to check out my other noob stuff, and give me praise or death as you see fit.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:50 pm
No I call "it" a "donkey punch". (don't google that Claire)
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 9:37 pm
so thats what you call it?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Slap in the head with a soggy moccasin?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 9:23 pm
Mrs. Scarlet in the dining room with the poison?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 9:21 pm
I prefer Mrs Peacock in the kitchen with a rope....
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:15 pm
Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 9:13 pm
Old Man Jenkins from the boat shop? Officer Jones from the museum?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
Micheal Richards dead in the East river?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:00 pm
Micheal Richards live in Harlem?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:54 pm
I think he may have before snl. Most of them did. but regardless, he is the most unfunny comedian I know.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:50 pm
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:49 pm
I don't even know who these people are. o_O Accept Mencia. I really hate that guy.
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:45 pm
He does stand-up?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:41 pm
nope, much worse..... Jimmy Fallon
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:39 pm
Greg Proops? UGH! We may have hit bottom.
rerun - August 30, 2010, 8:37 pm

Sam Kinneson
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Greg Proops?
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:31 pm
rerun - August 30, 2010, 8:15 pm

Carlos Mencina?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:14 pm
(I hate both George Lopez and Dane Cook.) I like a clever pun, OK?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 8:13 pm
(And George Lopez.)
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wont hold it against her. Especially since she voted. (score not a factor)
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:09 pm
(She also likes Dane Cook)
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:49 pm
I like your sense of humor. Keep up the good work.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 7:41 pm
Thanks! So far most of mine are borderline fails.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:29 pm
Good one! 5L from me, sir.


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Sean - February 28, 2010, 7:25 pm
Why, thank you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:14 am
Oh. My. God. BEST poster ever. I could start a religion around this! Ten MILLION lions!! AND five bonus points ( one for each meerkat - Stanley, Chips, Twink, Fortescue, and Robespierre ).
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 1:13 am
I recall it... love obscure references. That, and irrelevant tangents. Comic gold.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 12:08 am
Thanks. It was inspired by Cubbybear's really cool poster "Flower".
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:15 pm
Great poster.
Sean - May 4, 2009, 10:56 pm
Notice the tag, CB? I mock yer not.

INVISIBLE WOMAN - She's a real wall-flower.


ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither.

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Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:16 pm
What? They don't play hockey in the Pacific Rim. Sheesh. Catfish?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Wayne Gretzky?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:04 pm
And I always stutter a little when I am about to quote the great one.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:03 pm
I beg to differ. I I quote Kissenger on this: "Make-up sex is about reclaiming lost territory. It is not about the attempted expansion of one's hegamony in either the bedroom ... or Southeat Asia."
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:36 pm
Very good point... but, I submit to you that make-up sex is the perfect time to open some new "gates".... albeit, we're still at an impass with lemons.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 12:33 pm
"Two Hearts in the Pink" ... good luck with that. Even my wife 'll know that's an oblique reference to the Shocker. But of course she's been primed to be on the lookout for those kinds of prestidigitational shenanigans. Don't ask.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:04 am
"Two Hearts in the Pink"...Aggy, that sounds like a three way!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2009, 9:32 am
A tip from Moooooo....You can buy these roses from Aggy at the nearest off ramp.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:19 pm
A tip from aggy... after an argument, once things have smoothed over, 2 dozen roses... all pink, except for two red ones in the middle (but apart from each other). On the card, write: "Two hearts in the pink". Never give roses immediately; dinner is best.
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
It's a 5. Basically, I just get a diamond. Plus the fact that she assumes she'll out live me makes her very happy!

RELIGIOUS CEREMONY - Oh! I just figured you were showing me how my MOTHER-IN-LAW, Clogged the toilet Seeing as she act like like her BOOTY don't stink.


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Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:02 pm
Cauliflower, rocket, broccoli, artichoke - all flowers - or parts of them.
TigerKid - April 27, 2009, 10:57 pm
Is that you in the pic Signe?
Sean - April 27, 2009, 5:15 pm
"Funny poster." I said. And I meant it.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Nah but she ate all the flowers muhahaha! Yeah I have no sense of humor :( But I eat flowers! :D OM NOM NOM
Culos - February 24, 2009, 8:48 am
and then she got deflowered???

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FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.

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TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:45 pm
-ated me enough not to look at anymore Motifakes today!
TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:44 pm
Wow. That was the single most knob slobbing, ball swallowing, semen sipping, buttsexing, AIDS pumping, parade having, pickle tickling, heat seeking moisture missle gagging, sheep shagging loads of crap I've ever laid eyes on. YOU WIN FUCKFACE! You demotiv

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 1:09 am
LOL!!!! oh I have friends in low places....(garth brooks) I noticed your name! LOL!
Zeul - May 28, 2015, 9:14 pm
Oh but you can ... you just have to know friends in low places ... *meniacle laugh*




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mizzdizz - April 25, 2015, 7:06 pm
Thanks, osa! I'll have to try them! See if they grow here.
OSA - April 25, 2015, 12:32 am
They are Waratahs. State flower for New South Wales.Fairly easy to grow. Average blossom is tennis ball sized.
mizzdizz - April 24, 2015, 9:08 pm
Those flowers are super-cool! Never seen them before! Nice poster! 5L

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MissPriss - December 6, 2014, 11:22 am
Crotchety...thanks...gut hurts...5L kinda hurt!